I heard on the radio several days ago that the strength of the economy can be determined by the sales of men's underwear. Apparently, we don't buy underwear in a recession (hesession?).
Yeah but what about sales of edible organic freerange free-trade macrobiotic nipple-tassels, thongs, G-strings and breast-shaped stress relievers?
It's the no underpants with short skirt that is a key indicator. You do have to check to see if there is puss or some other disease pouring forth, but it is the real indicator.