Um alright so which futures platform is actually free?

I wanna trade futures for FREE. Where do I go brother. What buttons do i gotta press on my keyboard?

 

is this what happens when you lose more than you can afford? you lose your effin mind?

 

no fool i took 80 trades to make $1500 in 5 days. I dont wanna pay commissions and you KNOW they can make this happen.

 

alt + F4 and you get free commision trades through dumbass brokerage

 

alt + F4

lol

 

https://www.elitetrader.com/et/thre...-is-the-best-way-to-master-your-craft.364587/
how's the free mentorship going? they teach you how to put on the MACDs yet?

 

You cannot trade futures for free. It is impossible The futures market is a serious business, unlike places like Robinhood and all the other shit-can stock brokers who front-run with PFOF.

Have you gone through all those oranges yet?

 

why you sound like you work for a broker? yall is a buncha snakes for reals.

 

If I worked for a broker, I'd have a good life. They pay well. Ergo, I do not. Did you take delivery of all that FCOJ in the summer? How did it work out for you? I ask merely for information. I too am looking to get into the FCOJ business, after I saw that movie in the 80s.

 

This guy sounds like a cracked out homeless addict living the southern cali life.

I can picture him going into Mcdonalds to get the free wifi to trade.