Trump's Election Win: Desi Lydic Nails It

Jimmy Kimmel also got it right.

 

I want to be a coma puppy.

 

And of course, Stephen Colbert.

 

I was looking at Mary Trump's shell-shocked take last night. Poor thing, I really believe she was hoping to slip back into her frumpy anonymous life.

 

A little dramatic, but I get the detachment part.

 

Yesterday I went to the forge and damn near gave myself a heat stroke from not hydrating while hammering. I'm kinda thinking Vance might dispose of Trump so that may help but of course now Trump is going to get something named after him..

Adapting to tinnitus was a piece of cake compared to this.

 

In time they'll bicker about their respective makeup clashing, and it will go from there. Give it time.