Top 10 List of Surprises from Palin's New Book

Discussion in 'Politics' started by seneca_roman, May 14, 2009.

  1. According to Dave:

    10 She's already completed her 2012 presidential concession speech

    9 Her husband Todd is a person of interest in dozens of unsolved snowmobile hit-and-runs

    8 State troopers have been instructed to taser Katie Couric on sight

    7 "Memoir" is misspelled

    6 Not only can she see Russia, earlier today she saw the astronauts working on Hubble

    5 The entire thing, plagiarized word-for-word from Artie Lange's "Too Fat To Fish"

    4 Cover shows her in a passionate embrace with a shirtless Fabio

    3 Sworn in as Governor with her left hand on a copy of "Guns & Ammo" magazine

    2 Claims she had three-way sex with Michael Phelps and a stripper




    1 She voted for Obama
     
  2. You know for someone who is supposed to be such an idiot and a nobody, the dems certainly spend a lot of time worrying about her. Whats up with that?
     
  3. They do? The "dems?" How so?

    Actually, I think the media and everyone else with a brain in his head just thinks of her as comic relief.
     
  4. Letterman I think is GOP.

    Plus, I don't think the Dems. worry about her, rather they rejoice in her being a front runner or at least a front runner in the eyes of Commander Rush. Makes 2012 a lot easier if she is on the ticket.

    BTW-her support back home is slipping fast.

    Seneca