Heh, you gotta admit. There is a rational basis for choosing some of these people. Babylon Bee nails it again. Truthy-ness on full display. ============================================ So, um, some people did something, and now CNN's Primetime slot is empty! Oh no! While we are extremely sad to see the brilliant and legendary Chris Cuomo go, there are a ton of great candidates out there who would do a great job filling his shoes! Here are the top ten possible replacements for Chris Cuomo: #1) Jussie Smollett: He has vast experience using fake news to gin up racial hatred. A perfect fit! #2) Ghislaine Maxwell: For her skill in protecting serial sex predators. #3) Luigi from Super Mario Brothers: The Primetime slot has been traditionally filled by a proud Italian-American. It should be given to another Italian. #4) A bowl of fettuccine: Another Italian classic, albeit with a slightly higher I.Q. #5) Brian Stelter: Because it's high time this position was filled by a woman. #6) One of those recorded messages from the airport loudspeaker that tells everyone where to find the bathrooms and newsstands: Would still provide more useful information than your average CNN host. #7) Kamala Harris: Since she's not currently doing anything. #8) A Pfizer sales rep: Might as well hear your typical CNN news straight from the source for once! #9) A female CNN intern: She could spend each night telling lurid stories of all the unspeakably gross stuff that happens at CNN every day! Guaranteed ratings boost! 10) Tucker Carlson: The universe would implode. We can't wait to see what CNN has in store for us!
Let's see what Chris Cuomo is up to now... Chris Cuomo tried to become a firefighter in the Hamptons after being fired by CNN: report https://www.rawstory.com/cuomo-fireman/ On Monday, The Daily Beast reported that disgraced former CNN anchor Chris Cuomo attempted a dramatic career change after being terminated by the network last year. (More at above url)