Those Crazy NASA Astro-nuts

Tried to kidnap and possibly kill/dismember a "romantic rival."

Bizarre...

 

NASA won't be sending her to space anymore.

 

Heh. Yeah, wouldn't be cool to be floating around up there and get "Bobbit-ised" from some insane broad!

 

Those before-and-after makeover reality shows can produce some amazing results. The "after" look:

 

"Nowak raced from Houston to Orlando wearing diapers in the car so she wouldn't have to stop to go to the bathroom,..."

That about sums it up.

 

What was she driving that gets that kind of mileage? That's 900 miles on one tank?

 

Oh my, that is truly sad...

 

But how many diapers?

 

I assume those where NASA issued diapers. That's another no no, stealing from your employer.

 

I may be wrong but I think those are two different women. The one on the right is the one under arrest. The one on the left is the one the diaper-naut went to see.