This should be Trump's Presidency Theme Song

It is true that Trump got shit on, pissed on, spit on, stepped on and fucked with by lesser men, he did not surrender and came out scarred by trials.



Now a new look in my eyes my spirit rise
Forget the past
Present tense works and lasts
Got shit on, pissed on, spit on, stepped on
Fucked with pointed at by lesser men

New life in place of old life
Unscarred by trials

A new level
Of confidence
And power

Demanding plea for unity between us all
United stand
Death before divided fall
In mock military order
Vulgar, power, impatient
Because time is shorter

New life in place of old life
Unscarred by trials

A new level
Of confidence
And power

Thats right!
No fucking surrender
Can't lose
No fucking surrender can't lose
A new level (new level)
Of confidence (of confidence)
And power (and power)
A new level (new level)
Of confidence (of confidence)
And power (and power)
Life kills
Life kills
Life kills
Life kills

 

Ketchup.

 

Coca-Cola CEO presents Trump commemorative inauguration-themed Diet Coke bottle

 

I think you should drink gallons of it to prove your patriotism.

 

You have no say.

I, Fred Foreskin, do swear that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to His Majesty King Charles the Third, King of Canada, his heirs and successors. So help me God.

 

Bottoms up, WC. In every sense of the word.

 

Canada = The Drug Country That Does Not Fulfill its Obligations