The WH turkey is in Thailand

If Bronco Bama is out of town who's going to pardon the WH turkey this year?

 

What do you say to a turkey with a big breast?

You didn't build that.

 

I love Thanksgiving, just not the cold turkey for 2 weeks after.

So this year I'm just not quitting the drinking.

 

And that is essentially correct, they didn't.

 

Since this is a thread about jokes i have a good joke for you that i think you will appreciate.


Obama is an intelligent competent president.

 

Good news for the economy, Obama is out of town.

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The economy is so bad MSNBC had to lay off 300 of Obama's spokesmen.

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Trick or treater played dead on my front porch on halloween, said he was the economy.

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