The Ultimate Democrat Voter is Charles Manson. He hits on just about everyone of their core constituencies. He's a convicted felon. Democrats love this. He was a big drug user. Another core constituency of the democrats. He is dead. Dead people vote unanimously for the democrat party, and in some races, in very large numbers. Just look at that guy. If only he were born a few decades later, he could move to Portland and murder as many people as he wanted and be called peaceful by the media.
It would not surprise me if you were related to this guy. You're definitely crazy as fuck. The craziest off the wall Americans mostly vote Republican. Hell, some of them got elected as Republicans.