The Roller Coaster Analogy

Discussion in 'Politics' started by vanzandt, Sep 28, 2024.

  1. vanzandt

    vanzandt

    Arguing with the brainwashed.... but I came up with a doozy on the border situation that Trump should use to appeal to the immigrant population that waited in line and came here legally.

    Say Six Flags or Cedar Fair built the best roller coaster in the world, which they actually do at one of their parks every few years.

    Now if any of you ever went one summer with your families to ride the latest and greatest roller coaster at one of these places(which I doubt) (...ahhh maybe a few of you stick in the muds have I suppose) ... imagine.... after paying a $50 cover charge to get in the place..... you and your kids waited in line all afternoon, forgoing the dozens and dozens of other rides knowing the line for the VZoaster was at least 2.5 hours, and right when you were in the last queue of the back and forward tubed steel maze arising from the asphalt... a gang of 300 or so thugs walked right up and jumped to the front of the line. And the amusement park management did absolutely zero to stop them. How would you feel? You'd be pissed.

    That's what's going on.

    Trump should use that. But I'm gonna be a dick like he is... Sorry, no freebies DJT... I want paid for my brilliant campaign ad idea. I can already see the video.... $80K/hr production charge, 30 hr minimum up front.

    Edit: Plus expenses... and it doesn't include the actors' fees.
     
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  2. notagain

    notagain

    Mayor Adams of NYC approves this message.
    Mayor Adams said NO when it matters.
    Mayor Adams said NO to the globalist Dems.
    Fire the DOJ, FBI commies.
     
  3. Tuxan

    Tuxan

    People are already used to skip-the-line passes cutting in.
     
  4. vanzandt

    vanzandt

    Those passes are obtained legitimately, just like legally obtained work visa's .

    Don Jr contacted @Baron today for my email. Should I up the price? You wanna be in it Bugeyboy?
     
  5. Tuxan

    Tuxan

    It is just a very forced analogy, maybe you can work going to a premium coaster and fifty illegals jumping the queue into one of your songs?

    Just in a I V vi IV chord progression, a heartful ballad with a lilt.

    Verse 1
    (G) We came from far, we came from wide,
    (D) Eyes on the ride, oh what a sight,
    (Em) VZoaster’s calling, it’s almost time,
    (C) But we're jumping this time, no waiting in line.

    Chorus
    (G) Fifty of us, we're breaking through,
    (D) Skipping the line, yeah, that's what we do,
    (Em) No rules can hold us, we're flying free,
    (C) On the VZoaster, that’s where we’ll be.

    Verse 2
    (G) The people stared, they tried to shout,
    (D) But we're on the track, there's no way out,
    (Em) We climbed aboard, and we just laughed,
    (C) Breaking the rules, with no need to hide.

    Chorus
    (G) Fifty of us, we're breaking through,
    (D) Skipping the line, yeah, that's what we do,
    (Em) No rules can hold us, we're flying free,
    (C) On the VZoaster, that’s where we’ll be.

    Bridge
    (Em) Up we go, soaring high,
    (C) Gravity’s pull, we’re touching the sky,
    (G) Rules don’t matter, here on this ride,
    (D) We’re unstoppable, with nothing to hide.

    Chorus
    (G) Fifty of us, we're breaking through,
    (D) Skipping the line, yeah, that's what we do,
    (Em) No rules can hold us, we're flying free,
    (C) On the VZoaster, that’s where we’ll be.

    Outro
    (G) Yeah, we're jumping the line,
    (D) On the VZoaster ride,
    (Em) We're jumping the line,
    (C) No waiting this time.
     
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  6. Mayor Admas was indicted on five federal charges related to bribery, conspiracy, wire fraud and soliciting campaign contributions from foreign nationals...

    Just because he espoused a position you agree with doesnt mean you should get your knee pads out for him and swallow blindly...

    Have some standards for your heroes. Don't come here with your mentally challenged haikus about democracy and freedom and suport criminals.
     
  7. Tuxan

    Tuxan

    Remember the time with the terror goose?

    I was working In LA when this happened.

     
    Last edited: Sep 28, 2024
  8. vanzandt

    vanzandt

    30 more felony charges, and he can run for President.
     
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