Aw... the CNN Republican debates are off and running... I just want to know why they're not being broadcast on the comedy channel.
Stephen Colbert calls for 2016 presidential Hunger Games: ‘May the margin of error be ever in your favor’
Vote Hillary. I don't think so! The debate actually went much better than I thought it would. Not a circus like the last one.
Rand: "Don't tread on me."--Rand Paul Trump: "I will make America Great Again. They love me." Jeb!: "Yeah, I smoked pot." Carson: "I'm sure my good friend Donald here will agree with me about the importance of vaccinations if I kiss his ass enough." Cruiz: "I'll take us to war with Iran on Day 1." Huckleberry: "Religious liberty!" Carly: "I got bigger balls than all these dingbats." Rubio: "I know we all look alike." Kasich: "I'm from Ohio." Walker: "Hey, when can I talk?" Christie: "I'm the only one to actually do anything. Just look at how great New Jersey is." (yes, the above humor is shamelessly "borrowed")