Remember that commercial Jake from State Farm? Guess what? He is now black. Im not kidding!!! Is nothing safe? Is nothing sacred? Why did they make Jake from State Farm Black? Why did they do that? Whats the point? Is Ronald McDonald next? Will they make him black? What about Micky Mouse? Will Micky Mouse be reinvented with dreadlocks? Im serious, what is going on? Will Donald Duck somehow be incarcerated and be released on parole as a black duck? I just dont get it.
Wasn't he always black? Wasn't there always the promise of flying cars? Where are the flying cars?! We were promised flying cars! Why whY WHy?!? Those blacks, always letting us down!