I'm staying at home, not working, complaining about everything, and waiting for a check from the government.
Being a demonrat is very opportune! And Nancy is going to want to include free plastic surgery as well. Her eyebrows aren't pulled quite to her hair line, but they're getting there!
Don't worry snowflake, we got your one vote covered. For all the cheering you extreme liberals have been doing over American deaths thinking that will doom President Donald Trump's re-election, the hardest hit states are New York, New Jersey, Michigan, Washington who are all inhabited by a lot of rabid, extreme liberals who hate President Donald Trump. Now, what are the chances that more extreme liberals have died of Corona Virus in those states? Just pointing out a simple fact here as you ET trolls are a bit slow. Not rejoicing in the deaths of any American, that would be you ET trolls determined to defeat President Donald Trump only and nothing else. That just means, more likely, more extreme liberals have died of Corona Virus in the extreme liberal states. You lost a bunch of voters there guy. Keep trying, you will get one right one day.
I am starting to get a wrinkle in my forehead from some of this virus stuff. I think that since I am home waiting for my check, I am going to use my Obamaphone to call the government and see if Obamacare covers Botox. Yeh, being a dem is not all bad. Maybe I can get food stamps so that I can get some lobster after a hard day surfing. just skip to the 3:40 mark.