Trump campaign, vote for me to fix the economy, inflation, the border, and no new foreign wars. Harris campaign, vote for me because someone told a joke and for policy, you can rest assured that I will make it legal for you to murder your child if you think its going to be too much of inconvenience.
Trump: press is enemy of the people and I will Be dictator on day one Harris: there is more things that united us and I will be reaching across the isle.