Even the broke, live in mom's basement daytrader would rather watch some porn than have to vomit while fucking a morbidly obese from eating Cheese-Its Jabba-the-hut female lookalike. If not porn, then occassionally some cheap crack whores, or slender butter face chicks with messed up teeth you don't see anyways because you make sure to turn the lights off so you don't have to look at her :eek:
Scene from Good Luck Chuck. Full disclosure, I've fucked one fat chick before out of curiosity. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXagS_eJ1Nw
I slept with a Woman from Plenty of Fish (31 year old) I spoke to her first. She had a picture of her in a nurse outfit so I opened with a " Damn you look good in that nurse outfit. I think I need a check up" So she responded, i asked for her number and that was that. I was drunk and horny one night and was feeling lonely at home. I was thinking of asking this woman for sex right off the bat. It's a risk, but a small one. Either she never talks to me again or she likes my boldness. So I decided WTH ill just risk it. I asked her if she wanted to see a pic of my ****. She said yes, I sent it. She said it got her wet. I told her lets bang. She lives 20 minutes away from me, on the outskirts of my city. I drive to her house, knock, she answers. To my surprise, she is a FAT BITCH! lol I was so mad. She must have gained alot of weight from those pics. I couldnt just fucking back out. It would have been awkward and fucked up. I had to play it off, like I still thought she was attractive. I decided "fuck it, ill just experiment on this bitch" So I enter her house, I ask her "Where does the magic happen?". She takes me to her room, turns on some red hot chili peppers(cool), turns the lights off(Thank god). I take my clothes off. We start to makeout for about 5 minutes. I wasnt getting turned on at all. She is slighty rubbing my ****. I tell her to suck me off to get me hard. She starts suckin for a good 10 minutes. Im nice and hard, this bitch gets on top of me, and I just PLOW her. She was annoying me, because she was getting tired too fast, and she was having trouble bouncing, because of all the weight she had to lift up. So I took control, wrapped my arms around her, and drilled her with an angry rage. After fuckin for awhile, I feel the pressure comin. I ask her "Where do you want me to cum?" she is bouncin on me and says "Anywhere, I dont care, im pregnant, it doesnt matter". Im thinkin "WTF". Now you tell me this? Anyways weird experience. I asked her if she got her "dick fix" she said yes. Basically I was her crack fix for the night. She got it for free, I left, we never had relations again. From now on ill make sure I know what the girl is about before I make such deep arrangements. I learned my lesson.