Steve Ballmer is back!

Not really....but he was funny AF back in the day.

 

I always thought he was a horrible ceo. MSFT was dead money for a decade, he
got canned then boom MSFT to the moon.

 

Man, cocaine and chubby rich balding nerds is not a good look.

 

someone who worked on his floor at MSFT told me he was drinking one bottle of whisky a day, and was never sober during the day

I guess too much money for a mediocre person does that

 

Never gets old! What a total gorilla.

 

So.... If I drink only a half-a-bottle of whiskey a day.... does that mean I'm twice as good or half as good??

 

no, what it means if that if you are a billionaire and can't do anything during the day but to get wasted, then you are definitely one motherfucker who shouldn't be a billionaire

 

Maybe getting wasted every day is what some billionaires do... when they've got nothing left to accomplish.

 

well, they could be smart, and start doing something useful

 

The Boy Scouts have a slogan, "Do a good turn daily". If we all did just one little useful or kind thing each day, the world would be a much better place.