Stay At Home... perhaps now is the time to finish things we started and find inner peace?

Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!

 

Went to the liquor/cigar store the other day. Apparently there's a run on cigars...

 

In MA liquor stores are considered an essential business, so can stay open.

Uh huh, sure...Because Everclear can be used to make hand sanitizer I bet. ROFL.

 

No, it's because the taxes on liquor are "essential".

 

Mmm, that is a good point. They need to get the lost tax revenue from everywhere they can.

 

Seeing the current situation, staying at home can really help.