See, I told you my poop was valuable

I keep telling to crypto bros that my poop has more intrinsic value than their coins. And was I right, it can make you younger!:

(beside useful for fmt)




"
Altered intestinal microbiota composition in later life is associated with inflammaging, declining tissue function, and increased susceptibility to age-associated chronic diseases, including neurodegenerative dementias.

In this study the researchers test the hypothesis that manipulating the intestinal microbiota influences the development of major comorbidities associated with aging and, in particular, inflammation affecting the brain and retina.

Using fecal microbiota transplantation, they exchanged the intestinal microbiota of young (3 months), old (18 months), and aged (24 months) mice. Whole metagenomic shotgun sequencing and metabolomics were used to develop a custom analysis workflow, to analyze the changes in gut microbiota composition and metabolic potential. Effects of age and microbiota transfer on the gut barrier, retina, and brain were assessed using protein assays, immunohistology, and behavioral testing.

The findings demonstrate that the aging gut microbiota drives detrimental changes in the gut–brain and gut–retina axes suggesting that microbial modulation may be of therapeutic benefit in preventing inflammation-related tissue decline in later life."

 

This poop is valuable.

Police arrested a self-proclaimed 'holy man' whose followers ate his feces and drank his urine in hopes of being cured of illnesses
Cheryl Teh
May 10, 2022, 4:39 PM

• The police in Thailand have arrested Thawee Nanra, 75, a self-professed holy man.
• Thawee was said to lead a group whose members drank his urine and consumed his excrement.
• Thai police said 11 corpses were found in Thawee's jungle dwelling.

 

It depends on the value of yours vs
https://nomics.com/markets/poop-poopcoin/usd-united-states-dollar

 

Sounds like Trump and his MAGA followers.

 

Here you are dragging Politics into the Health and Fitness section of ET. Good job Fat Fred.

 

The parallel was hard to ignore.

 

Then we should just remove the names of these forums and call them something else like "We don't give a crap what anyone posts about in These Forums" lol

 

Okay, I just actually read this. So what they did with this mans poo-poo killed 11 of them. Not good to eat others poop is the morale of this story.

 

Well, the important thing is that you raise a kerfuffle. A little too close to the bone, perhaps?

 

Tell that to the unwashed hordes who worship...never mind.