Screwed Up News Headlines

I've had it with news headlines.

All of the news headlines that I am posting here can be seen on Yahoo's main page.

I... modified them slightly by blending them.

Following will be the screwed up news headlines.

Spacewalkers help Ebola wipe out gorillas gas.

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China delegation killed in blast visits Treasury chief to repair injured leg in space.

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Ex-Goldman exec appeals for unity amid Baghdad turmoil.

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Bit bored today Coinz?

 

... a new low.

DD

 

U.N. found online rebel gecko attacks behind North Korea clinical trials delays vote on resolution as Getty volunteers cancer in Kansas.

*shrug*

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Potential perfect wife disaster Rice probed on eruption in school attack over violence says Iraq Judge.

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Notorious 103-inch long missile of Al-Qaida rebel killed British political activist in Washington video shows.

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there are a bunch of books by jay leno full of real but funny headlines

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...f=sr_1_4/102-0438991-0807356?v=glance&s=books

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...f=sr_1_5/102-0438991-0807356?v=glance&s=books

 

Thanks, GG!

Now I just gotta host the Tonight Show.

$25ml/yr.

DD