Rebrand of 'New York strip' steak to 'Texas strip'

Discussion in 'Wall St. News' started by MarkBrown, Mar 3, 2025.

  1. MarkBrown

    MarkBrown

    Texas Republican focuses on rebrand of 'New York strip' steak to 'Texas strip' amid outbreak; As state grapples with worst measles outbreak in decades, Patrick homes in on resolution to 'better market Texas beef'

    Ramon Antonio Vargas - The Guardian

    While Texas grapples with its worst measles outbreak in decades, its Republican lieutenant governor has moved for the state's restaurants and groceries to change the name of the "New York strip" steak cut to the "Texas strip" in what he evidently hopes is a blow to liberals. Dan Patrick announced on Friday on social media that he intended to go to Texas's senate and work with lawmakers to pass a resolution favoring the switch - which would not carry the force of law but nonetheless would amount to a substantial statement of legislative support.

    Courtesy of John Lothian Newsletter
     
  2. flash crash

    flash crash

    Rebranding a cut of meat from the branding that originated in 1827 to "Measles Meat?"
     
  3. Why not rename the state to Retarded.

    Vaccines would've prevented the measles.
    Winterizing the power would've kept Ted Cruz from fleeing to Cancun.

    Retarded, it's another way of saying Texas.


    edit: A quick google search brings up something I saw years ago:
    Lessons from West: Do Texas Land Use Laws Put Residents at Risk?
    Building fertilizer plants near schools just seems so Texas.
     
    Last edited: Mar 3, 2025
  4. That will help egg shortages and inflation. Always looking out for their voters.
     
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  5. Yeah, but is that really such a bad thing?
     
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  6. MarkBrown

    MarkBrown

    we got chickens out our ass in texas lol

    just remember texas will soon be your home cause there will be no place else to live a decent life.
     
  7. That would explain all the chicken shit in their state government.
     
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  8. SunTrader

    SunTrader

    20th in egg price, which simple math (the only kind MAGA's understand) shows there are 30 other states "cheaper" than Texas. :p

    Oh and here in red MAGA state Florida we are only "cheaper" than Hawaii.

    https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/egg-prices-by-state
     
  9. ElCubano

    ElCubano

    Steers and Queers come from Texas. We know which one you ISN'T ...:D
     
  10. SunTrader

    SunTrader

    Humpty Trumpty fell off the wall.

    ! Cracked Egghead.jpg

    BrainWorm too.

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    #10     Mar 3, 2025
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