PSA: Test of Emergency Alert Will Trigger Right Wingers

Discussion in 'Politics' started by UsualName, Oct 4, 2023.

  1. UsualName

    UsualName

    FYI: Today the emergency alert system will be tested nationwide on phones and televisions. Expect a lot of deep state paranoia from our easily triggered right winger friends.

    It’s important to support them during this trying time. Don’t judge, just listen until they find a safe space.
     
  2. Tsing Tao

    Tsing Tao

    This is a bizarre post. The EAS has never triggered me or brought paranoia. The only time it pissed me off was when Florida blasted it to all phones at like 4AM, and it was a test. Someone got fired for that dumb move.

    Maybe its a slow news day for you?
     
  3. Ya well, could also be that your ilk will be pulling fire alarms all over the country.

    It's the dem way.
     
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  4. Actually, there will be three alerts today. The first one will be for operatives to show up at the designated place to be issued arms. The second alert will be to show up at assigned duty stations. The third alert will be the signal to engage the enemy.

















    How is that for a conspiracy theory? It is a conspiracy theory, right? Please tell us it's a conspiracy theory. I beg you.

    Now about the huge shipment of automatic weapons seized upon entry into the US a couple of years ago... never mind...
     
  5. Cuddles

    Cuddles

    Plandemic 2.0 in time for the election. Good luck cons.
     
  6. That's it! I've figured out what the Vaccines really do! They turn Whities into Blackies! No more racism! Yay! (Can we get reparations, too?).

    Sorry, I'm way over caffeinated right now.
     
  7. vanzandt

    vanzandt

    :D
    Good one.
     
  8. notagain

    notagain

     
  9. UsualName

    UsualName

    That or the army could be invading Texas again.
     
  10. UsualName

    UsualName

    The emergency alert today transform the vaccinated into red shield banker goblins. The Fed is coming for your guns.
     
    #10     Oct 4, 2023
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