Here is the actual timeline of events. Past, present and future: - Trump is a Russian agent - Trump not Russian asset, but colluded with Russia - Trump didn’t collude with Russia, but Russia acted on his behalf - There was no Russian collusion, but Trump obstructed justice - There was no obstruction of justice, but AG Barr is a Trump stooge - We did not spy on the Trump Campaign - The word "spying" is incendiary language <- YOU ARE HERE - Some people spied, but it was an accident - There was intentional spying, but it was predicated on a good, and properly run intelligence operation - There was spying, it wasn’t based on good intelligence, but it was done by a few rogue bad apples - We ordered and coordinated the spying, but there was no cover up - There was a cover up, but not to hide the fact that we tried to rig a federal election - We tried to rig a federal election, but not with the help of our international allies - We tried to rig a federal election with the help of our international allies, but did not attempt a coup in order to oust a duly elected President to cover our tracks - We attempted a coup Smatter a bit of ‘you are all Raysissss’ in between and this seems accurate.