A young Arab boy asks his dad ‘What are you wearing on your head?’ The father said ‘Why, my son, it is a chichi. In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun.’ ‘And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing?’ asks the boy. ‘Oh, my son!’ exclaimed the father ‘It is very simple. This is a djbellah. As I have told you, in the desert it is not only very hot, but the sand is always blowing. My djbellah protects my entire body.’ The son then asked ‘But Father, what about those ugly shoes you have on your feet?’ ‘These are babouches my son, the father replied. ‘You must understand that although the desert sands are very beautiful, they are also extremely hot. These babouches keep us from burning our feet.’ The son then asks ‘What is that black tent that mum and my sister are wearing?’ ‘It’s called a burkha, it helps the hot desert sand from hitting the face and the body during a sandstorm.’ ‘So tell me then….’ added the boy ‘Yes, my son….’ ‘Why are we living in England and still wearing this shit….?’
A South African businessman visited Japan and he was impressed by their systems, so asked his Japanese host: How come you are all so smart and were able to build such a country. The Japanese man replied: actually you are smarter. The African surprised: how come? The Japanese replied: among every 10 Japanese there is 1 smart and 9 below average, while you have 9 smart and 1 only below average. The Japanese continued: we put the smart person in the leadership position and the other 9 are just following his instructions, while you put the only below average in charge and force the 9 smart ones to follow his instructions. That is why you think we are all smart.
Kim Jong Un is sitting in his office. He proudly tells his advisors: “North Korea will be the first country to send people to the sun!” His advisors break out in applause. Meanwhile Donald Trump is watching this live on TV. He calls Kim Jong Un and asks him: “How are you going to send people to the sun? It’s too hot!” Kim Jong Un replies by saying to his advisors: “What an idiot! We can send them at night!” His advisors break out in applause. On hearing this Donald Trump says to his advisors: “What an idiot!… There is no sun at night!”
Some truthiness there. You could throw a dart at a map of the United States and then go to the closest Dunkin Donuts and within ten minutes find several people more qualified to be President and Vice President than the current occupants of that office.
Pretty funny. That joke is always worth a re-run. Last time I heard it, it was "Why are we wearing this shit if we are living in Dearborn, Michigan. Also most funny.
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Member of Congress came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Congress was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Congress lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
The head coverings should be mandatory for the ugly bitches out there. How do y'all not laugh at the Uglies at the store?