People Who Watch Superhero Movies Are Garbage

Discussion in 'Music, Movies and TV' started by wildchild, Oct 11, 2019.

  1. wildchild

    wildchild

    Any questions?

    And yes, it is political.
     
  2. tomorton

    tomorton

    Worst 10 film genres -
    1. Horror (except The Shining)
    2. Super-hero
    3. Musicals (except Cabaret)
    4. Buddy
    5. Rom-com (except Manhattan)
    6. Westerns
    7. Fantasy (except the Lord of the Rings trilogy)
    8. Martial Arts
    9. Anything by Jane Austen
    10. Boxing
     
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  3. Bugenhagen

    Bugenhagen

    Personally I like the true and good genres.

    Psycho-Biddy Film

    Defining characteristics: gothic-set grannies run amok, gray-haired melodrama, bitter biddy rivalries, haunting hagsploitation, Grande Dame Guignol.

    Notable films: What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, Die! Die! My Darling, Whoever Slew Auntie Roo?, Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte,

    Meat Pie Western

    Defining characteristics: Americanized Australian outback epics.

    Notable films: The Kangaroo Kid, The Man From Snowy River, Quigley Down Under, Rangle River

    and of course, the highest art:

    Lucha Film

    Defining characteristics: films from the 1960s and 1970s that starred famous luchadors engaging in battle with everything from aliens to vampires.

    Notable films: Santo vs. las mujeres vampiro, Huracán Ramírez, Las momias de Guanajuato
     
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  4. Cuddles

    Cuddles

    are you slow?
     
  5. Bugenhagen

    Bugenhagen

    He is lonely and old so acting out like a little boy.

    What I don't get, especially as I just had a brush with death or vegetableism due to a defective stent on Thursday is why some guys, nearing the end of their life, double down on being lightweight arseholes. (I am still under 50 so I'll come to maturity soon).

    You would think Pascal's wager would give them some notions of going out with a little class.
     
  6. I also don't like last superhero films. But when I was watching first spider man I liked it. Maybe because I was a child.
     
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  7. tomorton

    tomorton


    I still like some "childish" things - like slap-stick, like video games, like riding my bike for fun, etc.

    But other stuff I just dumped - like skipping, like anything to do with super-heroes or zombies, or like strange lands accessed through a wardrobe.

    There isn't any way to rationalise keeping some and dumping others. Except that I like the ones I kept and the ones I dumped I think are dumb.
     
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  8. maxinger

    maxinger

    ok. Porn is not in the list.
     
  9. tomorton

    tomorton


    Some of it is just too good to do without.
     
  10. Overnight

    Overnight

    I found Deadpool 2 to be hysterical. You have to understand that sort of humor to appreciate it.
     
    #10     Jan 18, 2020