1) NAIA is "high school" ball, Division-4. 2) What about locker room facilities? How does she shower and get into and out of uniform on game days?
you slap her on the butt for a good play and face criminal sexual harassment charges... then, after dealing with the college administration and angry lesbian protesters outside your dorm, you get to relive the nightmare when a cheesy documentary film crew camps out at your college the next semester... then O Network and Bravo run the documentary non-stop for 4 years killing your chances with the hot PETA chick renting the studio 3 doors down and souring your chances of scoring Celine Dione tickets from the gay cube monkey sitting directly across from you at work.