We need to start buying and selling futures on toilet paper. How much work would it take to set up TP as a ticker symbol?
Some merit in that line of thinking. In 1980, John Pugsley wrote a book about how to "survive the economy"... by loading up on toilet paper and shoes.... both essentials, of course. Ended up.... those who followed his advice had a butt-load of TP and shoes they couldn't unload to anybody.