Next Week Stock Market Crash<TM>

http://thesovereigninvestor.com/exclusives/80-stock-market-crash-to-strike-in-2016/
80% Stock Market Crash To Strike in 2016, Economist Warns
by JL Yastine, June 8, 2016
Several noted economists and distinguished investors are warning of a stock market crash.
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Ie. EOW (end of world) is here again...

 

Looks like an article you'd see from an ad on a porn site.

 

It was going to happen but now they've jinxed it .

 

Aha! Now you'll all understand why I was right to start deploying my shorts in 2009. The time has come to reap the rewards. This report is years late.

 

Wasn't the crash damn near over in 09?

 

That link looks like an advertising that is portraying itself as a news article.

 

Yes. It was a comment filled with humour and irony that someone would short at the beginning of a bull market and still be holding it. It wasn't meant to be taken seriously.

 

You never know about ET.