New Pfizer Punch Card Lets You Get Free Sub Sandwich Every 10th Booster

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  1. Pfizer lookin' out for you GWB!!!!!

    U.S.—Pfizer is introducing a new Loyalty Club program, sources confirmed Wednesday, through which you can get a free sub sandwich with every 10th booster. You can sign up for the loyalty program right at your local permanent vaccination center or on Pfizer's website. "Take ten boosters and get a free sub sandwich!" said Pfizer spokesperson Grubb McPherson. "Whether you like meatball subs or Italian BMTs, you can get yourself injected with our miracle vaccine just ten times and enjoy your favorite delicious sandwich at participating sub shops of your choice." While the sub sandwich deal is great, Pfizer was quick to remind customers that the vaccine still doesn't actually stop you from getting COVID no matter how many boosters you get. "Yeah, the sub sandwich is actually the only benefit, if we're being honest here."




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  2. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    Oh sweet sweet delicious subs. :D

    Maybe donuts next...

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    Last edited: Dec 11, 2021
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  5. UsualName

    UsualName

    As of December 17th:

    Top line: Unvaccinated are at >1% CFR even with treatments available.

    • Almost 10x greater chance of contracting Covid if unvaccinated than boosted and 61x greater chance of dying

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