The dialogue: Van: "Last Easter we came over to your house, Biden was President, and you were screaming and whining about how bad your 401K's and IRA's were doing. You're never happy!" Together they say: "That's BS Van and you know it!!!! We NEVER said that! You're lying! You're like Trump, you make shit up." "Well whatever.... you're bitching now... " "Aaaa Yeeah(!!!)! Because the markets are crashing and we are losing all of our retirements thanks to this idiot Trump!" "You do you realize the markets are about 10% higher+/- right now than they were last Easter?" ---> Pregnant pauses and dumb looks. Van: "That's what I thought. Turn off MSNBC and cop a brain." ~case closed Exit stage left.