Natalie Wood Jokes. Got any?

The only one I know is. "The only kind of wood that doesn't float is Natalie Wood"

 

"OK Natalie, you can have a drink, but don't go overboard!... "

 

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the yacht?

Because she figured she's wash up on shore.

 

Yep, that's the one I knew when I was a kid. Lol

Sounds like her ex hubby is under the microscope again after 30yrs. Did he throw her ass off the boat? Probably. Can it be proven? Doubt it... If he were indicted, this would be a defense lawyers dream case.

 

Wagner told her it was dangerous to go out walken at night...