Her hair was blonde and her blue eyes were bright Her figure was flawless and her skin milky white We were tired and exhausted so we both hit the sack I soon realized that she was black! After some fun we were both hungry and famished Thats when she told me that she was spanish ! She cleaned off her plate but left a raisen Thats when her eyes started to look like an asian! This date was set on fire, like a pyro committing an arson She was no human, she was a martian!!!! I took her to dinner, i took her to bars Aint no way im driving her home to Mars ! Never meet a girl on tinder !