At the rate we as a society are moving towards total stupid, God will be declared a racist. Why? Because He made dirt a dark color. Brown or Black. Like black holes. That is obviously a racist term in the field of science. So God will be sued by a group of uber-progressives who feel that God has smote their sense of self-worth by not making dirt a color other than dark. And who will win? Let's put it this way... God is going to be spending the rest of His life in prison, because there will be a conviction for like 2,000,000 years of this offense, when humans shed their hairs after wearing clothing for God-knows how long. A slick prosecution lawyer can probably get this increased to a sentence of eternity of life in prison, because the earth is 4.5 billion years old. Sorry, God, you insensitive dick. Enjoy Satan's forked penis in your butt.
If you grew up in a state- as I did- that had snow on the ground five months out of the year, you know that God must have loved white. Just sayin.