"Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm - police" "Methane gas from 90 flatulent cows exploded in a German farm shed on Monday, damaging the roof and injuring one of the animals, police said." http://news.yahoo.com/flatulent-cow...-192159601.html;_ylt=AwrBEiJ4tOZSCg0AkrjQtDMD Yeah, I have too much time on my hands tonight. The winter storm warning in my part of Fl has caused panic, so everything is closed for the next two days. Free holiday!