Man's pocket guide to understanding women

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Aquarians, Apr 6, 2022.

  1. Maybe I'll start a business translating this guy. Like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emil_Cioran , writers like him don't come often into the universal focus.

    https://www.piticigratis.com/2008/10/mic-ghid-de-inteles-femeile-ep-2-mod-de-gandire/

    Absolutely whatever you propose to a woman, she will answer "NO". Initially. They feel it looks good. I feel like giving them a head to mouth. Not the sexy one, the concussion one. It seems to them that even if the idea is tempting, if you don't work hard enough with the power of persuasion, the CAKE IS NOT WORTH EATING. That's why it's so stupid to negotiate with them. They do not need a democracy but an enlightened dictatorship. Kind of, tell them what to do and what they need, authoritatively, beautifully and calmly. If you have large enough balls and a fairly sharp tongue, they will do as you say. The problem comes with the "enlightened" part. As long as your unilateral decisions work, she won't be bothered by you controlling her, but if you fuck up, you've set yourself up for a revolution.
     
  2. bookish

    bookish

    "You don't have to pay me rent"
     
  3. tomkat22

    tomkat22

    Reminds me of the old joke about the guy living in New Jersey and one day God appears to him and says "My son I'm here to grant you one wish,anything you desire". The man says thank you God and says "I wish for you to build a bridge from New Jersey to Italy so I can visit and be with my girlfriend". Gods say "My son do you realize the logistics that would require? Tons and miles of steel and concrete,pilons thousands of feet deep in the ocean? Isn't there something else I could do to serve you better?" The man says well I suppose If I cant have the bridge then just give me the power to understand women.Nothing I do is ever good enough for my girlfriend,we're always fighting,just give me the power to understand women. To which God replied "You want that bridge with one lane or two?"
     
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  4. What's the difference between a woman and a battery? A battery has also a positive side.
     
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  5. easymon1

    easymon1

     
  6. easymon1

    easymon1

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