Macaroni penguins didn't exist yesterday so none of this is real.

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Tuxan, Mar 4, 2025.

  1. Tuxan

    Tuxan

    I was a wildlife ranger and there's NO WAY I'm hearing about "Macaroni Penguins" for the first time just now. You went too far whoever you are! I knew this politics was just bullshit and this seals it. What tomorrow? Lasagne Seals? Ravioli Walruses or Tortellini Turtles?

    Please turn the simulation off now.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20d1xp6046o

    "The world's largest iceberg has run aground in shallow waters off the remote British island of South Georgia, home to millions of penguins and seals.
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    The iceberg, which is about twice the size of Greater London, appears to be stuck and should start breaking up on the island's south-west shores.

    Fisherman fear they will be forced to battle with vast chunks of ice, and it could affect some macaroni penguins feeding in the area."

    Cannelloni Crabs!? F right off.
     
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  2. ph1l

    ph1l

    It's not the macaroni you were thinking of.:)
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaroni_penguin
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  3. Tuxan

    Tuxan

    I asked my daughter who had a penguin and hedgehog obsession for several years and she never heard of them. The supposed most common penguin in the world. There is one with yellow eyebrows only that she suggested.

    I remain convinced this was an dirty insert into reality to screw with us. :)

    End the simulation you bastards. Enough. Prove to me that notagain is a real person and I still won't believe it.
     
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