Excerpt. FISHER: Mr. Chairman, I’ll tell a story to frame my comments. Three Texas Aggies apply to be detectives. The Inspector General lines them up, holds up a picture, and says to the first one, “What do you see?” The Aggie replies, “I see a man with one eye.” The Inspector General says, “Of course you see a man with one eye. It’s a profile.” Then, he holds it up in front of the second Aggie. He says, “What do you see?” “I see a man with one ear.” “Well, didn’t you hear what I said to the other fellow? Of course it’s a man with one ear. It’s a profile.” And then, he turns to the third, and he holds up the picture. “What do you see?” “A contact lens,” replies the Aggie. “What do you mean?” He said, “He’s wearing a contact lens.” He turns to his assistant and says, “Check the book. Make sure that’s the case.” The assistant comes back and says, “He’s absolutely right. He’s wearing contact lenses.” He turns to the Aggie and says, “Well, how could you tell?” He says, “Well, hello. If he only has one eye and one ear, he can’t wear glasses.” [Laughter] Now, why did I tell this story? I don’t know—it’s just a great story. BTW, this was the best of the lot. There are some pretty lame jokes in there. http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-01-15/how-to-make-the-fed-laugh