Letter To Millenials

This showed up in my email. Pretty rich.

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Maybe Pain Will Teach You Millenials Not To Vote For Your Own Serfdom
Kurt Schlichter
You Millenials voted for Obama by a margin of 28 percent, which will make it a lot easier for me to accept the benefits you will be paying for. We warned you that liberalism was a scam designed to take the fruits of your labor and transfer it to us, the older, established generation. Oh, and also to the couch-dwelling, Democrat-voting losers who live off of food stamps and order junk from QVC with their Obamaphones.

You didn’t listen to us. Maybe you’ll listen to pain.

I have been told that being hard on you Millennials will turn you against conservatism, that I should offer you a positive, hopeful message that avoids the touchy problem of your manifest stupidity.

No. There’s no sugar-coating it – your votes for Democrats have ensured that you are the first generation in American history that will fail to exceed what their parents attained. Embracing liberalism was a stupid thing to do, done for the stupidest of reasons, and I will now let you subsidize my affluent lifestyle without a shred of guilt.

I’m a 48 year old trial lawyer living on the coast in California – I should have “Hope and Change” tattooed on my glutes. I’d have an excuse to be lib-curious, but you Millennials? Why do you support an ideology that pillages you to pay-off Democrat constituencies? Your time in the indoctrination factories of academia trained you in a form of “critical thinking” that is neither. Somehow, you came to embrace the bizarre notion that conservatives are psychotic Jesus freaks who want to Footloosisze America into a land of mandatory Sunday school and no dancing.

But liberals, in contrast, are nice. Obama is cool. You chose petty fascism with a smile. Not a lot of thought went into it. Facts, evidence – these were mere distractions from the feelings-based validation that came from rejecting us wicked conservatives.

What did you get? The chance to be forced to buy health insurance you don’t want at inflated rates so my rates can be lower. You get to pay more out of your monthly barista take – liberalism ensured that the tanked job market foreclosed a real career – so that I get to pay less out of my lawyer checks. Thanks, suckers.

You fume that conservatives want to spy on you in your bedrooms. Leaving aside the fact that that your tacky boudoir fumblings are the last thing conservatives care about, have you noticed how your precious Big Brother spies on your doings everywhere else? But who cares about that – Mumford & Sons totally digs Obama!

Don’t even get me started on your crappy music.

Enjoy your student loans, Millennials! We tried to tell you that it was a Democrat scam designed to subsidize liberal academia by allowing you to go into decades of crushing debt to pay for a bachelors in Ancient Guatemalan Gender Identity Issues.

Good plan. Now fetch my latte – I’m in a hurry to get to my corner office. And I’ll leave you a tip – next time you decide to vote for a liberal, first be born in 1964.

Don’t think that I’m happy about this. I came to Los Angeles after the Gulf War. I had a car and a few bucks I had saved in the desert which went right into paying for Loyola Law School. I had no contacts and no money, but I knew I had endless opportunity.

I worked hard. I could start a business. I could get credit. I could – and did – build my own future.

But can you? Liberalism, with its impoverishing redistribution, crippling regulations and the debt it suckered you into undertaking, has ensured that most of you can’t.

You live with your parents, and Obamacare encourages sponging until you are 26 years old. At 26, I was leading Americans in a war, not begging mommy to pay my bills. The liberals want you to be eternal man-children, wearing cargo shorts and passively pumping money into their socialized medicine nightmare in return for “Brosurance” you don’t want or need.

It breaks my heart to see the young lawyers I hire hobbled by six figures of debt. But hey, your desperation works fine for us established folks. I got 297 applications for a junior associate position. Let me say that again – 297. Most of them weren’t even practicing law – they were brewing coffee, not writing briefs. Now, I understand that most of you learned nothing but liberal clichés in college, but take a guess: As an employer, are the salaries I pay generally more or less when I have 297 people competing for each job?

So feel free to keep voting for the liberals who keep you in chains. I’ll take my cheaper insurance, my future Social Security checks, and the other benefits that come from being established without guilt. The guys who you squander your votes upon certainly won’t change that equation. You’ll tread water in life, but hey, at least those conservatives won’t be in charge!

Thanks again, suckers. Now get off my lawn.

 

Which is exactly how republicans should start campaigning. In your face, screw you, you dumb asses voted for this so suck it up bitches. You made the bed. Enjoy.
Now then, maybe, for those of you that have a brain cell left in tact, maybe you dipshits want a way out. Maybe you'd like a real job. Maybe you'd like to make your own decisions. Maybe you'd like to grow the fuck up. Then again, maybe not. It's up to you. We got ours and Comrade Obama got yours. We're well off either way. You ain't doing me a favor asshole by voting for me, you're doing yourself a favor. Wake the fuck up.
Had Romney said just that, EXACTLY that, he would have won in a landslide. 2014 is theirs for the taking. All they have to do is grow a pair.

 

I wish, but don't see it happening. Most of today's republicans are really RINO's and not one in a hundred has the back bone to call a spade a spade.

 

The reality is that campaigns where you attack the voters about their previous choices fail very badly. Nobody likes to hear a mean message about their previous behavior.

Now campaigns where you attack your opponent with negative ads work very well. (e.g. "you voted for Obamacare in Congress which raised everyone insurance rates", etc. )

 

...stupidity?

You are correct.

The sheeple, like Obama, prefer to blame someone else.

 

I don't know of a campaign where the candidate was as direct as what I mentioned. I'm not talking about someone saying, that guy you voted for last time really was a poor choice. I'm talking about getting in their face and asking, WTF are you thinking? Are you happy being played for a fool? How many stupid ass decisions are you going to make? You know dumbass, unless you wise up one day soon those of us that have it are going to pack it in and take it somewhere else, and watch the rest of you stooges slaughter each other for the scraps. Think it can't happen asshole? Think again. We don't need you. You need us.
That is what needs to be said. America needs to be bitch slapped out of the coma we're in. Of course, the one saying that has to have an actual plan to back it up. That's a problem for the GOP because as of today their plan, whatever the fuck it is from one day to the next, sucks as bad as the commie leftists running this country into the ground.

 

Post of the day! I'd give a left nut to see the less than "ballsy" Fox News have what you typed on their email comments!

 

Pretty disingenous to blame the millenials for what is currently going on in the united states, the boomers have held the keys to the kingdom for the last 40 years and look what has happened under their watch. The boomers still hold the keys to the kingdom to this day the millenials are just a bunch of lazy jobless self entitled brats, who by the way are the children of the boomers.

The millenials control nothing. Its the boomer generation who in large part thought that everyone could have it easier when they were taught by their parents to save and work hard, because their parents lived through the world wars and the dirty thirties.

 

When 100,000,000 Americans get as pissed about it all as he, you and I... THEN we will see the change. Until then, we're just pissn' in the wind.

 

His point is that millenials voted overwhelmingly for Obama, displaying their trademark mixture of arrogance and ignorance. It's not really their fault, since they have been brainwashed since preschool to always defer to a minority and to trust the government. The rational thing for them to do would be to rise up and revolt against the people who sold them out, but they are way too passive for that.