But at least you can feel as if you're one of a select few (traders) who gets it! So, points for insider joke?
Sure, I'll give you a couple of points for that. But if you don't like volatility, why are you telling jokes about it? It sounds like to me you're becoming really vixated on it.
Just inoculating myself against the next crash. Nah, I'm just needling you. Care to take another jab?