Joke: Why women are bad at trading

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by bookish, Dec 21, 2021.

  1. bookish

    bookish

    They only want long, never short

    I could probably make jokes about top vs bottom or doing it on the floor
     
  2. CET

    CET

    I met a few that were good at trading up for a new husband. They usually wound up with a much better portfolio, more capital, and less "tail" risk. They preferred a swing trader to the scalper, as he stayed in his positions much longer. :D
     
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  3. I don’t think women are bad traders. Infact, I have a friend, and she trades better than me. I think females are more patient in learning as well as in taking decisions which proves beneficial to them. Unlike males who just want to act.
     
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  4. Women want a "reason" to have sex. Men only want a "place". :)