In the age of obama New Study finds blame is now the fastest human reflex

Thx Obama


WALTHAM, MA—According to a study published Wednesday in the New England Journal of Medicine, blame has now surpassed instinctive responses such as blinking and flinching as the fastest human reflex. “Our research shows that assigning fault to another person for a negative or unintended outcome is now the human body’s quickest involuntary action,” said lead author Dr. John Wittsack, adding that changes to the brain’s neural pathways over time have allowed for a nearly instantaneous transition between perceiving a problem and condemning someone else for causing it. “In the time it takes for a single sneeze or for the pupil to contract once, an average human can blame dozens, if not hundreds of individuals. In fact, the blame reflex may soon be too rapid to be measured even by our most sensitive instruments.” By contrast, Wittsack added that accepting responsibility had degenerated into a purely vestigial reflex and would eventually exit the human race altogether.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/study-finds-blame-now-fastest-human-reflex,36628/

 

You do realize that this is the Onion . . .

 

Why do you think i posted the link and the smiley faces? Moron.

 

Never the less, pretty much nails the Obama administration and his supporting cast of characters in the media.

 

Just checking, given how humorless you generally are.

 

So... you blame Obama. That was fast!

 

Of course it does, Onion or not.

 

Uh...I believe he did blink first.

 

I'm not sure it has anything to do with Obama.

 

Stop trying to be reasonable!

In a couple of years, it'll be Hillary who's to blame for everything. Then there might be a Republican, if there are any Republicans by then, but Hillary will still be to blame.