In Before Egg Executive Order

It's coming...

 

Eggspecting it any time now.

 

I will need someone to eggsplain it to me. thanks.

 

Meanwhile, in Colombia, which just beat Trump in a trade war, 30 eggs, $2.39 USD. Yolk gotta be kidding me right now.



Actually, I could get them for ~$1.80 at Mundo Huevo.

 

Eggsactly right!

 

I can justify shelling out that kind of money for 30 eggs.

 

Looks like Trump laid an egg.

 

Humpty Trumpy.

An American "hunter" (dressed as one, not sure if he was) asked me why "elephants have tusks anyway" and used to pulling my daughter's leg I said that back before they were mammals, they needed the tusks to get out of their giant dinosaur egg.

He nodded, and I do wonder if he ever passed that on.

 

HTF did I miss it?

Eggsecutive Order?!

 

There's no eggscuse, maybe you were egghausted?