I'm not an ape! :-) How to get rid of body hairs? :-)

I'm not an ape!
How to get rid of body hairs permanently?
Which methods are the best ones?
Laser?
I'm not "The Monkey Man", but I hate all body hairs, incl. beard hairs! Except hairs on the head.

 

Stop taking oral minoxidil!

 

but have to do it regularly.

 

"Minoxidil is a generic medication used for hair regrowth."
That's the exact opposite of what I want. I never ever took any such hair-growing stuff.

 

No, I need something that lasts forever, ie. for permantly stopping the hair growth
by somehow killing the root of the hairs.

 

Go to a Laser Hair Clinic....open the door....walk to the receptionist and say, 'make my whole body shaved....just like a porn twat.'

 

Join the rus mobilization.
The effects on your body will be permenant.