I wonder what's up with North Korea these days

Discussion in 'Politics' started by TreeFrogTrader, Apr 18, 2020.

  1. For whatever reason, I had a bad vibe about North Korea today so I googled the news to see what's shakin or not.

    The news only added to my curiosity.

    Don't know whether they are all flat on their arses from the pandemic caused by the U.S. Army - little joke there- or whether Kim is just on his arse or whether he overdosed on Doritas while bingewatching Gilligan's Islands reruns during lockdown or what.

    Something ain't right there.

    Kim Jong Un absent amid North Korea anniversary celebration


    https://thehill.com/policy/internat...sent-amid-north-korea-anniversary-celebration
     
  2. Tony Stark

    Tony Stark

    Probably continuing to massively improve their nuclear and ICBM arsenal as they have been the last 3 years
     
  3. vanzandt

    vanzandt

    He's just paranoid af about germs, I'm sure that's all it is.
     
  4. Yeh, I can see that.

    Probably he has seen all those articles that say that being overweight is a risk factor.

    And of course he probably has seen the bodies mount up too to add to his paranoia - even though North Korea has universal health care unlike the United States.

    :cool:

    Seriously though, within the North Korea regime, not showing up at a national holiday dedicated to his father and grandfather is about like the Pope not showing up for Christmas Mass. There is a story there to be had.
     
    Last edited: Apr 18, 2020
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  5. Here we go.

    Possibly this is the explanation.

    As I said in my post above I had a sense that something was not right with Kim Il Chubby.

    I am looking out for him as always. Maybe he will send me a big beautiful letter like Trump gets. That would be special.

    He allegedly is having cardiovascular problems? And you guys thought I was kidding when I said he probably "overdosed on Doritos while bingewatching Gilligan's Islands reruns during lockdown." Not that far off.

    :cool:

    https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/21/nor...treatment-after-cardiovascular-procedure.html
     
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  6. WeToddDid2

    WeToddDid2

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  7. Good thing that Chubby lives in a country that has ZERO cases of corona. :cool:

    Because the guy is a walking (or possibly not-walking according to some sources) textbook case of the underlying conditions you do not want if you get the bug: Heart disease, diabetes, obesity, and those two packs of smokes a day do not help.

    Expect to see more of his sister being in charge. The lefties love her.
     
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  8. Dr. Love

    Dr. Love

  9. South Korean official tamps down reports of Kim being in any grave situation and disputes CNN report.

    CNN reporting fake news? We know this could happen.

    But Chubby is still a ticking time bomb in regard to his health regardless of what is true right at this moment. Watch out for corona Chubby. Trump will send you a ventilator if you get in trouble. I think he has some broken ones that are available.


    http://www.koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20200421000653
     
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  10. Not sure what the consensus is on this scenario with Chubby.

    Still a lot of reports that he had cardiac surgery.

    Let me just say this: If he did have some type of cardiovascular surgery, there is one person who will be hoping for a good outcome from that even more than Chubby. Can you guess who?

    That's right - the doctor/s who performed the surgery. If Chubby has any type of poor outcome he or his sister will have those doctors blown away. It's how they roll.
     
    #10     Apr 21, 2020