I want this

I'd trade 4 cows, 10 pigs feet, and a partridge in a pear tree for her:


EDIT: damn, I hope that's not a dude.

 

Really??

She seems to have a lazy eye, and who knows what the hell is under that makeup.

Ahhhh....... THAT'S why so many native cultures have crazy costumes and face paint.
Some ugly chick could be a ten beer princess under all that, who would know?

 

For chissakes man, that stuff is valuable. Think American. I'd trade the whole city of Detroit. Flash some pictures of the GM building, pictures of 8 mile with running water and electricity. wooo hoo.

 

I went out with a girl who had a lazy eye once. I kept thinking she was looking at my buddies sack, but she assured me that she only liked him, but loved me.

 

You sure anybody would want that at this point? I do have a broken down Chevy they could offer to the gods... though he'd probably throw it back at them.

 

I'd trade the same for Leeloo!







Same chick, different look-

 

I'll raise ya:


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I'll double your raise!

 

Do we really wanna go there?


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Do you refer to haute couture and cosmetics?