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what is this? a fund looking for investors or web consulting? dated. was this taken from the 90s boom?
Congrats...this is the most convoluted sales pitch I have ever read. Hopefully you are just clowning around.
To seamlessly orchestrate cross functional human capital. Efficiently built using distinctive expertise. Professionally synthesized conception to dynamically maintain cutting-edge ideas. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is!
Are you a translator bot? Speaking of jargon: seize virally capability to actualize cultivate proactively drive seamlessly capacity to seize "not enough PHP" yet "too much PHP" syndicate faithfully matrix your functionality recontextualize infinitely reconfigurable aggregate fiercely fiduciary term's financial state of things What is this shit???
Yes. Report it so all my posts get deleted. The information provided here is too valuable. Collaboratively evolved long-term high-impact portals are key to efficiently enable "outside the box" thinking.
College kids having fun. Or maybe Finance course with a challenge: How many suckers can you reel in with wordy crap? I'll cut and paste it on Seeking Alpha and see what happens. May get rich out of it.
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