Excellent idea. I've forwarded it on to my wife and told her that the garage is now off limits. Husband's lives matters.
I am declaring myself Supreme Leader of my BAZ (Bathroom Autonomous Zone) and delegating out jobs via nepotism. Once the flat screen is installed in the wall and I have a shelf for my books, all I need to do is work out Uber Eats coming to the door inside the house.
That is brilliant, we must begin mass deforestation programs to increase the value of these wooden dollars. I like it, if you infrared scan the grain you also have a highly secure currency as the wood grain would be near impossible to fake, providing you scan high resolution.