Former Israeli General says we are in contact with aliens

Israel and US dealing with ‘aliens’, says scientist – Middle East Monitor
I want a trip to the underground base on Mars!

 

I want access to the shrooms they are eating, without having to travel to Oregon.

 

Most of us have suspected it for a while.

 

That sounds like Star Trek fanfic...

 

Alien intervention would explain a lot of the weird events of this year such as Coranavirus, Brexit, and that time I slipped when there were definitely no banana skins or patches of oil on the pavement. However they may not be completely malicious because I also feel they're responsible for other stuff like rainbows and that delicious smell of fish n chips with vinegar wrapped in newspaper.

So in summary: yes we are in contact with aliens, but the aliens are neither 100% good nor 100% bad.

 

Personally, I think the aliens take one look at how messy humanity is and hurry out of the solar system.

 

Hahahah, oh dear.
I doubt they'd ever get that close before they see enough to run away.