Fetterman Realizes American Dream Of Living With Parents Til You're 50 And Then Getting A Government Job HARRISBURG, PA — Senator-elect John Fetterman has finally realized the American dream by living with his parents until at least the age of 50 before smoothly transitioning into a cushy government job. Fetterman, 53, told his parents they wouldn't need to make him dinner on January 3 because he will be in Washington, D.C. trying to make his dream come true for every American. The senator-elect, who famously served as the mayor of Braddock, PA from his parent's basement, has said that he's excited to finally leave the nest. "I asked and they won't move to D.C.," said Fetterman. "I want pancakes." The parents of the freshman senator are reportedly happy to see their son finally strike out on his own and show the world what it means to have loving parents who will care for you for most of your life. "Freaking finally," his loving father told reporters. "I mean, come on. I thought he would never leave." Bab Bee
Don't we have a Babylon Bee containment thread for this type of nonsense. It should be over in Chit Chat.
So please tell us about the elected offices that Dr. Oz has held and his successes while in office. We are waiting. This is what... the third or fourth request.
It's okay to not have experience in an elected position. Ideally though you have at least had some job, somewhere, at some time before though. Not Fetidman's strong point. He is 50-ish and your ilk keep pointing out some elected do-nothing positions he has had in the few years. Just sits on his arse at meeting like a mushroom. Doesn't really matter if he even shows up so often/usually he does not. Just as he will do in DC. Complete loser. Oz is a multimillionaire, tv personality, and surgeon.
So once again --- Dr. Oz has never held an elected office and absolutely zero accomplishments while in elected office. Oz is simply a peddler of nutritional supplements accompanied by fabricated health claims which served to enrich himself while screwing his customers -- which he had to pay judgements for multiple times. No wonder Trump likes him.
That's just your lefty Department of Motor Vehicles employee mind- ie. that unless a person has been in government or elected office they are not qualified. Not essential. Often a detriment. To repeat though, never having any job is a detriment.
Oz went to medical school and made himself a successful surgeon and TV personality while Fetterman was still living off of Mom and Dad.
Please follow the courtesy rules. Sincerely, Management https://www.elitetrader.com/et/threads/babylonbee-garbage-containment-thread.363692/