I once met Chuck Norris at the Playboy Mansion. He's a total airhead. Couldn't carry on a conversation if his life depended on it. Much like his Fox News appearances. No joke here. All truth.
He pretends to be a badass. Real badasses are those who fight everyday at the ghettos. They were even beaten down by their parents since they were born. Chuck Norris is (was) a great actor, I admit it. But he is just acting, just a glorified ballet repeated ad nauseaum until they get the perfect scent.