“And I tested very positively in another sense. So this morning. I tested positively toward negative, right? So no, I tested perfectly this morning. Meaning I tested negative. But that’s a way of saying it. Positively toward the negative.” — President Trump, quoted by CNN.
I watched him live saying that on the CNN today, and his hand motions really cleared up the confusion *sarcasm*. You KNOW Colbert and the other late night hosts are going to have fun with that one.
“I would’ve said experience but he doesn’t really have experience because I don’t think he remembers what he did yesterday, so how is that experience?” —Trump, in an interview with Sheryl Attkisson, when asked about Joe Biden’s best attribute.
Trump mused about whether he should use insulin while making remarks on protecting seniors with diabetes from the coronavirus. Said Trump: “I don’t use insulin. Should I be? Huh? I never thought about it. But I know a lot of people are very badly affected, right? Unbelievable.”
“I don’t know if you need ‘mandatory’ because you have many places in the country where people stay very long distance,”
1. Trump confused 9/11 with the convenience store ‘7/11’ 2. Trump confused Dayton and Toledo after a mass shooting in Ohio 3. Trump demands investigation of the ‘oranges’ of Robert Mueller’s probe 4. Trump claimed there would be ‘one million eight hundred and seventy thousand million tests’ for coronavirus 5. Trump said the US would have ‘no cases’ of COVID-19 ‘if we didn’t do testing’ 6. Trump praised the US Air Force — of 1775 7. Trump saluted those who ‘sacrifice’ for the ‘furniture’ of their children 8. Trump confused John Bolton and Michael Bolton 9. Trump referred to his vice president as ‘Mike Pounds’ 10. Trump referenced Americans of ‘all walks of lice’